believe in yourself. be patient. >> dana: speaking of dreams you had a dreams of my five that you haven't done this week. >> greg: i'll do it tomorrow. running out of time. way to ruin the welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. our top story, mitt romney's garbage man doesn't like him. this is important. i'm not joking. this is my job. and on the eve of the first presidential debate, ben afflec finally breaks his silence to tell us what he thinks of the two candidates. a "red eye" exclusive that we got ourselves. and the uk bans a kid from attending a protest. >> thanks, andy. >> ubecha. i have nothing to say. i am glad. she is so hot she is mistaken often for a tea

kettle. i am here with jedediah bila. look at her smile. and if hilarity was a fishing boat he woulds teaming with crabs. please be offended is now available on netflix. i urge you to purchase it immediately. and in norway she considered a throw pillow. my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if thoughtful commentary was a whistle, blown men in stripes would blow him on a football field. itthe john gibson show. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> yes, it is, my friends. does he not show affection to those in trash collection? well, a labor union that backs barack obama has released an attack ad featuring a sanitation worker who picks up mitt romney's tbar beg. mor -- romney's garbage. the mormon garbage, i might ad. roll tape, tape rollers.

>> my name is richard hayes and i pick up mitt romney's trash. >> we will call it the invisible people. >> it is a big health issue not picking up trash. residents do come out shaking their hands and sometimes they give us hugs and thank us for the job we are doing and hand us waters and gatorades and keep up the good work. picking up 15, 16 tons by hand, that takes a toll on your body. when i am 55, 60 years old, i know my body will be there. mitt romney doesn't care about that. >> my job is not to worry about those people. >> romney's campaign responded by saying, he is right. no, actually a spokesman

replied, "it is not surprising a liberal special interest group is trying to distract from president obama's failed agenda with dishonest, political attacks." i think that was actually written for just about every response. you send that thing out. meanwhile, is the prospect of obama winning a second term giving kitten nightmares? i don't see that kitten hugging any garbage men. what kind of kitten is that? it is a monster kitten. jedediah, try to control yourself. when you played the ad with the garbage man, you were nodding your head in agreement. that surprised me. >> who hugs their garbage man? other than you, of course. and it is not just a garbage man. they have follow-up video with a local fireman and then another lady who picks up the trash in the neighborhood.

if they were going to pull the class warfare nonsense they should have been more creative than this. no one hands garbage to their -- gatorade to their garbage man. >> you pick up trash nightly. >> and i hug my garbage n ma, but only -- garbage man, but only from the back. you never want your garbage man reporting. >> that is so true. i always wonder about that, about like what happens -- if somebody doesn't like you, they can go through your trash and -- >> i am so pair -- paranoid i rip them in half and put one in this and one in that. >> thinking they can't put it together. >> i tear it in half and put it in the trash. >> i can pick it up and put it together like an easy jigsaw puzzle. >> i am going to get a shredder. >> mr. gibson, always a pleasure to see you. >> you know what i like about this video?

this goi claims he is the invisible people. if you want to be visible. perhaps you shouldn't take a job that requires you to pick up garbage in the middle of the night. be a rocket -- rocquette. what do you make of this strategy? >> it is an old phrase -- this is an old phrase. we are actually -- our presidential requirement is you give them gator add -- gatoraden and this seems to me they sunk to the absurd level. >> it is amazing. >> do you ever get picked up by sanitation workers ? >> well, you know, if he finds them in the trash he has a good job. >> did you see that skyline? that looked like the end of "gone with the wind." that was the most purplish purple and yellowish yellow.

garbage men deserve hugs and they will not get them from me. mitt romney has gotten an amazing zip code and i wish i could be a garbage man there. >> a fun fact. mitt worked as a garbage man when he was a governor. he went and did one day a week in a different job. i think he worked in like a bakery, and then he worked in garbage. >> i don't know if that was the best rebuttal. i went to slum camp and pretended to be like you for a day. >> he actually shouldn't have responded at all. the whole point of the left is phony compassion. if they cared about garbage men why did they leach trash everywhere? they didn't care that it cost millions of dollars to clean up los angeles and who had to clean it up? dwar beg men. it is all bs. >> this sounds to me like a case of political carpet bagging. imagine the opposite occurred. i pick up mitt romney's

garbage and every day he comes out and hugs me. like that would lose the election. he doesn't hug me or he hugs me every day. no way for mitt romney to win. >> or even if he was mildly friendly, he tries to hard. he is trying to be cool. he is trying to be one of the people. >> he thinks he is cooler than i am. he is talking down to me. he thinks i can't afford my own gatorade. it would have been that whole thing. >> he comes out with garbage and throws it at me. put it in the truck. that's what i do. >> stick with this garbage analogy, isn't mitt suffering from a mess he made himself? if he hadn't said that 47% line they never would have come up with the campaign and never would have used the quote against him. >> i think they have come up with it anyway. >> but they used the quote over and over and over in ways that are effective even if they are unfair. this just seems to be in the ridiculous zone. we are now criticizing mitt because he doesn't come out in the morning and say, here is a

water. how about a hug? i have been waiting for you. why are you late? >> and you have to admit, the garbage man was used. that was an exploy tive ad. >> how many of us has not looked at the gal we are with and say, yeah, i'll tell you, and then you forget. >> wait a second. i don't think he was used. that is a garbage man that got to be on tv nationally. and a better time than we are on. that is the luckiest of garbage men. >> he was offered a job with the dnc. >> from garbage to more garbage, hollywood has a message for the youth of america. it is gurg, blag, glurg. but stars lead by leo dicaprio want them to use social media to say what issues are important to them. they made a psa called vote for stuff and used the number four instead of spelling it out. >> it is an election year. >> time to vote. >> you could vote for anything in the world.

>> anything at all. >> absolutely anything. >> anything? >> anything at all. >> anything i want? >> anything. >> come on, anything. >> like think outside the box. >> what would it be? >> gays in the military exclusively. >> dogs would pick up my poop with a plastic bag. see how they like it. >> i vote if you talk about your baby -- >> it has to be a really good story, a really, really good one. >> i vote yes on cats. they are up to something, but i like them. >> vote to keep tigers out of schools. >> i vote yes to anything zach efron says. >> rock the vote. should i say rock the vote? where is rihanna. >> you can't vote for most of that stuff. it is kind of ridiculous. >> obviously you can't vote for most of that stuff. >> there is a simple way to have a voice on a lot of important issues. >> what is important to you in the upcoming election. >> jobs. >> marriage equality. >> foreign policy. >> women's reproductive

rights. >> immigration. >> taxes,. >> we should pay teachers, really pay them. >> better education. >> here is what we want you to do. in 30 seconds or less, make a video telling us what is important to you. >> and we'll make uh star. just kidding. >> some of your tweets, pictures, videos. >> will be incorporated. >> knock us out and we will put if it in. >> go to facebook dosh. >> and vote for stuff in 2012. >> if you are rihanna, you can get under my umbrella. >> he is hilarious. it is like they are speaking to me as if i was a 14-year-old at a skate park. how important is it speak to young voters in a language they understand. >> i am thinking of suing because it reminds me of the campaign i put out in support of snuff films. vote for snuff, lol. i am glad we got to watch the

entire thing. who edits things? just let it play. >> we watched two minutes of crap.the psaas some of your favorite actors. there is serena efron 1k3* zach gom. i kn you follow them. did it hit home withou? >> iteems silly to me. other than, the subtext o the whole obama campaign is ebt cards.f. stuff li free phones. stuff like extended wants.oyment which i know bill l kinds of stuff. i think they are tipping their hand a little too much. >> it is funny stuff. >> andn of course they go through the litny of requests, climate ce, reproductive rits. need to payeachers more. we don't pay teachers at all. >> and ty want bipartisan

nversation. ant toee what happens wh all of the people who write in and to suort the nra. and as far as the teachers not following the chi, teachers are ming, that's a gd salary. jah hill is not funny. >> he's all right. i don't think i would want to hang out with him. i el like he whinesore than he jokes in real life. andd le anning, but the venom that republicansh sow every time these guys are on the screen, at is what i am startinget confused by. it is not like youre is like are you star spurned lovers. the venom of the cam does not match the cmpaign. this wa all really -- >> what are we doing ltening leonao dicaprio? >> name? the guy wi the hat? why would anybody listen him abt what is important

that' why there was 4 instead of f-o-r. was for the youngsters, and notor us. >> election day is the first wednesin novbe and then everything will be fine. that's a lame defense if they are putting something t there, make f oft, pecially when it is lame. to say, oh, i - if it bothers me a i am obsesth it, i. >> i was going to say, it reminds me of the book i am working on called diversity of opinion, semicon, reay? ha is annoying about that commeral ii like all of those guys. i like them. but it is ch prectable i'd logical grouping. it isisthere w a little other thinking mixed . i have no problem with th sayinget out and vote. but you don't have to tell m all ofhe thingon the same si on tre is nothing -- the a strong dense.would go, wow, they didn't y that >> i noticed theyidn't put

clint easood in there. >> tracking to a chair shouldn'be madef. >> they c across a sm no matter what they do. they d't know anytng they are stupid. they dn't know [bleep]. >> the reason they do, they opt politics and its plastic surgeryor their brn. i use that earlier and i want to use itin. fr ingrates to debates, it in thest here, the most history of debates. we haveeam cerage. for a preview let's go to our political correspondents, con and eggs. d e? >>elicioussual, boys. for aitional commentary we turn to benfflec. whileromoting his n film,

it is acr utters, quote, i voted for obama last te, bo be l ople, and now he has a record that makes it different. i ha moreomplicated feelings. that was they said of the $5 million that nfl players, owners andnats received three times. and f the team owners favor romney. let's take a look at bacon and eggs still in heated debat while weve ha our own discussion jim, you base yr life on ben affleck's teachings.espect him anyan who slept with jennifer lopez andnienfer garner, i want to hear everythi i have nothing to teacrsnd him. >> i wouldn't putsch too m stock into tat who cares what they say? >> any debat predictions >> it will just be between the

two of them. well de. j you think the nfl is overelmingly republican or ric old the owns ? guys? >> they are n just rich old white guys. there are lot rich yng black guys in thatport. want to hearromflney. ayers anymore thai want to actom anybody. >> no. >> well, somebodydl mily, at leas mildly informed. what is you predictio for tomoow, any? >>ee if obama gets upset at beions. >> jediah? >> i think oba defensive. i thins going to feel attacked a little bit. ink mitt romney will be tougher than we expect him be. ifou remember back in the hillary d hillary and obama, when he gets asked tough questions he does not li it. yocan see arrogance come out, and it is n a likab trt. i am hoping mitt is as strong i think he wille and

drawstween what ama says he was gng do and whe has done which is two tolly different worlds. >>his is mudslinging at its worst. >> or at its best. want to do both sid. bl, g ahead and pretend you ll wat t date. >> i might watch some highlights on the old youtube. i think the kids watch tha my favore quote from the nl owner was johnson who said he woulrather see a romney victory than anoer jets n. way to embrace your crowd there. every jets fan loved that one. and they sadly knew it was probably but he just means he believeshe country is more important than his own early personal interest. of course his team hates him now. >> the jets fans would disagree. are there any jets fans?is acce. that's whate is coming up, wcan be learned a john gson dsses his new

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him. >> what is the growing population in prison? muslim >> he ll come out as a muslim >> there you glem solved. >> i additione frhe movie, and they saidy actg wasn't good enough. >> e-mail us red eye afo news.com. and if you have veo of your anim doing something not ring, click on submit a video. coming up, half time with andy levy >>ts sponsored by coconut. the sk sur under rghing the -- surrounng the large seed. thanks, coconut.

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cut . but to be fair, it was not camp. it was journalistshat put out that tape. i don't think it was the response. jim, y said it sounds like a case of political carpet baing to you. you n't know what that means, do you? >> of urse i do. i wouldn' have wrien so many books on the subct. >> that's what surprised me. >> i wrote a 3,000-page book about carpet bagging. it is called beginsnd ends with cart bagging. >> vume one. >> it is 400 photos. me carpetag b. >> on this vote for stuff thing, i was a little surprised byomething you said on this. i thought your vote fr a snuff campaignas aboutess tobacm embarrasse donated such a lae amount of money. >> i appciate it, but we never had to have a cast party.

>> that's how you sve the money. john, u asked what we are doing listening to leo do dicaprio, buts -- but you are actually not the target dem for this. >> you are. >> i think you areore of a jonah hi guy. >> i like "ney ball." >> thas a good movie, actually. >> excuse me, perfect, perft, perfect thing. "mey ball" what was that about? how a te was the winning team wit the least amount of money possible. that's a conservative principal. that is sen as heroicn a motion picture, but in real life that is cold, hearted, calculated and evil. >> true and they won no championships. >> not liketeinbrenner the liberal o throwson. dar you?ot .

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ghost busr guy on? >> yes. >> yousked if tre are any ts fans? >> yes. >> i know of three. >> a y a jets f? >> i am more of a giants fan. usc journalism not s sure free speech. yo said go bruins? >> yes. usc on the trojans and the bruins area, and they are probably pis se d you said th. i feel likeho ever put that in the script might want you to geturt. >> i w referring to the fac thateye their coffee. they are brewins. th like to jazz it up with brew's in.hn. >> the guy who had the anti-g slur, it doesn't work mlb is a privantity. they can have code he wants. and it is not like he went to wt to jail for a couple

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